True Story

Me: I want my boyfriend to buy me a puppy and he wont, tell him to buy me a puppy!
Best friend (to boyfriend): Buy her a puppy! So then I can play with it, too! So in a sense, you'd be buying me a puppy, too, lol
Me: I want either a husky or a german shepard. And I will name HIM Killerbrew.
Best friend (to me): HOT DAMN!!! I want a husky!!!
Me: So does he, so that's what it will probably be! lol
Best friend: Husky puppy!
Me: Named Killebrew*
Best friend: Why Killebrew?
Me: Harmon Killebrew = ONE OF THE BEST TWINS PLAYER EVER
Best friend: Ah yes
Me: Duh silly pants
Me: And I want a kitty named Scuba Steve
Me: Just because that's a great name for a cat
Me: btw this conversation is going on tumblr